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Change of heart?



JIMMY Merlino has always been known as a religious man in State Parliament but it appears that he may now be softening his views.
Jimmy marched very proudly in the annual gay pride parade on Sunday.
Do not underestimate little Jimmy, as this was a display of genuine courage from a devout Catholic who relies very heavily on that significant voting block.
I hope that Jimmy will now speak publicly to his electorate, through this publication, about his new-found maturity and willingness to do what he believes is right.
Jimmy, I also now expect to see a new 30-metre high statue of the great Charles Darwin erected in the Yarra Ranges, so your beloved constituents can all worship the greatest thinker to ever walk on this planet.
Well done, Jimmy.
Sean Gothe,
Belgrave.

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